Sales: hey one of our best customers wants you to make a sweep tail for him.
Engineering: no thanks, it'll look ugly.
Sales: hey do you want to lose him to Bentley?
Engineering: okay I'll throw our worst designer on it to draw up the ugliest car he can think of.
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Sales: he loved it..
Engineering: great tell him it'll cost $13million to build and 4 years..
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Sales: done. We're funded.
Engineering: tell him we can only make it in ugly purple.
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Sales: he said that's his 08th favorite color.
Engineering: I'm going to go design deisel engines for vw because people are stupid.
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