The following is representative of a BMW enthusiast who understands the tool at hand and do not need(nor complain the lack of) fancy M package and stiff suspension and heavy steering to get below 10 minutes(9:40)@Nurburgring.
16-inch wheel, non-sport, stock F30 320i, 180hp, 200lb-ft, 3300-lb.
Stop whining guys, know your car and make use of your 50/50(esp. I4), ZF 8AT/MT, and power bands, these current gen bimmers wake up at curves!