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Originally Posted by pennsiveguy
A friend years ago had a first date with the most petite, demure, girly-girl, bring-home-to-meet-Mom-on-Thanksgiving sort of a girl. They wound up back at his place after a pleasant but quiet evening, whereupon she absolutely snapped. Started tearing her clothes off and yelling "Stick your c*** up my a**, motherf*cker! NOW!!!" I don't know if she pivoted hear head 360 degrees and puked up pea soup, but she might as well have. As I recall, he granted her wish.  There are some real freaks out there, and you can't always spot them due to them being disguised as normal folks. |
Not too far off my experience. Does she have a cousin down here?
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