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Originally Posted by hubbahubba
"Wash your face before you wash your ass."
- Coach Limon, 8th grade PE teacher and wrestling coach. Talked to an old friend today, and he threw that out. Was 38 years ago.
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First day of Junior High School, 7th grade, our new coach lines us up in the gym and starts giving us the indoctrination lecture. One of my friends in the line-up (since kindergarten) got a bit distracted and the coach called him out:
Coach: "What's the matter Ruda, can't you cut the mustard?!"
Ruda: "No, I can't cut the cheese."
[pandemonium]