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Originally Posted by UncleWede
This is one of those I just can't understand. I learned in grade school not to piss on myself/hands. Why does the skin of my schlong have sudden cooties? Where do the cooties/skin border exist? If I adjust the band of my shorts in front, did I just cross the international cootie barrier? How about scratching on the outside, or just adjusting my package? Do I now need to go wash up?
This is distinctly different than wiping my ass. I know there is a risk of Klingon contamination, so I wash then. But that does NOT happen at the gym, so no e-coli on the dumbbells.
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Talking about e-coli. I witnessed another fine individual drop a deuce at a Salsa night club. He did not wash up and proceeded to join the lesson they had before open dancing....grabbing all the unsuspecting women's hands.