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12-06-2019, 02:17 PM | #2753 |
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And to make it worse, he can't even spell the name of his hometown...though, in his defense, it does have 4 syllables.
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12-06-2019, 03:05 PM | #2754 |
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There was an old poor man who was unable to provide bread for his family. One day he met a devil who promised him if he were to give the devil his soul, he would grant the old man any wish he wanted.
The old man then agreed and gave up his soul to the devil. The devil then asked "What would you want?" The old man said "I would like everything I touch to become gold so I can provide for my family." The devil "I will grant you that everything you touch will become gold." Not believing the devil, the old man then tried to touch the rocks around him. The rocks then suddenly became gold. He then touched the tree next to him and the tree did become gold. So happy then he hurried home to tell his family the good news. Upon he returning home, he then hugged his wife but before he could tell her, his wife turned to gold. He then touched his daughter, she also turned to gold. He then touched his son, his son also turned to gold. And everything he touched from then on would turn to gold. |
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12-06-2019, 09:00 PM | #2758 |
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I think the forum should have a thread called “westrace’s random musings” that all of this stuff can be moved to
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12-07-2019, 12:18 AM | #2760 | |
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12-07-2019, 12:32 AM | #2761 |
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More like turning beauty into pain and suffering.
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12-07-2019, 07:05 AM | #2762 |
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I confess that I absolutely hate my roommate - I had someone come over last night, first thing she says "is there a dog in here?"
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12-07-2019, 07:36 AM | #2763 |
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Hahaha wow that's pretty bad.
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I'm an impatient sometimes rude driver that want's the road to himself so I can go FAST
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12-07-2019, 08:29 AM | #2765 |
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12-07-2019, 08:37 AM | #2766 |
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Ate eggs with the use by date of November 14. Still alive.
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I've made up with two friends who I ended stuff with for really stupid reasons and I feel so much better than leaving stuff on a bad note
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12-07-2019, 05:30 PM | #2769 |
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33 years ago today I walked down the aisle and got married. Got divorced in2007. He died in 2014. I guess I would have been better off agreeing to lifetime alimony instead of paying him off upfront. This sounds so cold. Sorry.
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Hey hope everything is going okay, sounds like you might need someone to talk to on a saturday night - if you want to, PM me I'm staying in tonight.
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Thanks Pickle. I’m ok. Just reflecting. ❤️ Time flies.
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12-07-2019, 10:47 PM | #2772 |
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I left two of my sons downstairs inthe tv room to sleep. They're too heavy to take upstairs
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