What did you name your BMW Assistant?

EvanL · 09-11-2023, 08:38 AM

"Look MotherF$*#er"

Roadcrew · 09-11-2023, 09:26 AM

I haven't renamed it yet, but after seeing this thread I'm considering either NSA or GOD.

DickieJ · 09-12-2023, 09:25 AM

Klaus

goldenrichard · 10-02-2023, 04:14 PM

Cecil. Because I name everything Cecil.

TheKandyman · 10-07-2023, 09:04 PM

"Gordito”
I thought that was appropriate for a G26 😄

j luke · 10-13-2023, 11:45 PM

HAL

Sporto · 10-22-2023, 03:27 PM

Love this post. I have a 2024 M340iX in ready for transport status. Think I’ll go with a butler/valet name like Jeeves or Alfred.

cutter1703 · 10-24-2023, 04:16 AM

Skynet

Randy Johnson · 10-25-2023, 03:52 PM

It is already named: BMW=Break My Wallet!!!
POS also comes to mind.

marlinhay · 10-26-2023, 08:25 AM

Hey Duder

I800C0LLECT · 12-16-2023, 10:08 AM

I named mine Jethica…Jessica with a lisp

cowymo · 12-19-2023, 10:30 AM

I call her "Dumbass".. LOL
But kinda disappointed that she still respond to "BMW"

09-11-2023, 08:38 AM	#23
EvanL Private 42 Rep 86 Posts Drives: '07 335i, '23 330e Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Wisconsin, USA iTrader: (1)	"Look MotherF$*#er" __________________ E92 335i/G20 330e
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09-11-2023, 09:26 AM	#24
Roadcrew Enlisted Member 395 Rep 37 Posts Drives: G23 M440Xi Convertible Join Date: Jul 2022 Location: 40.813618. 96.702599 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2001 Z3 [10.00] 2011 Z4 sDrive35i [7.00] 2018 X2 xDrive28i [10.00]	I haven't renamed it yet, but after seeing this thread I'm considering either NSA or GOD.
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09-12-2023, 09:25 AM	#25
DickieJ New Member 5 Rep 21 Posts Drives: 2022 M30i X-Drive Join Date: Jul 2022 Location: New York iTrader: (0) Garage List [0.00]	Klaus
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10-02-2023, 04:14 PM	#26
goldenrichard New Member 5 Rep 16 Posts Drives: BMW m340i xDrive Join Date: Sep 2023 Location: New Orleans iTrader: (0)	"Cecil" Cecil. Because I name everything Cecil.
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10-07-2023, 09:04 PM	#27
TheKandyman First Lieutenant 280 Rep 349 Posts Drives: 2022 M440xi GC Join Date: Aug 2020 Location: Flo Rida (Florida, USA) iTrader: (0)	"Gordito” I thought that was appropriate for a G26 😄
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10-13-2023, 11:45 PM	#28
j luke Private First Class 79 Rep 146 Posts Drives: 2022 BMW M340i Join Date: Jun 2022 Location: Long Beach, CA iTrader: (0)	HAL
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10-22-2023, 03:27 PM	#29
Sporto Private First Class 80 Rep 104 Posts Drives: 24 M340xi Join Date: Aug 2023 Location: NC iTrader: (0) Garage List 2024 M340Xi [0.00]	Love this post. I have a 2024 M340iX in ready for transport status. Think I’ll go with a butler/valet name like Jeeves or Alfred.
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10-24-2023, 04:16 AM	#30
cutter1703 New Member 3 Rep 17 Posts Drives: F36/G01 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Bavaria iTrader: (0)	Skynet
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10-25-2023, 03:52 PM	#31
Randy Johnson M340i 500 Rep 1,151 Posts Drives: BMW M340i Join Date: Sep 2019 Location: South FLA iTrader: (1) Garage List 2021 BMW M340i [9.90]	It is already named: BMW=Break My Wallet!!! POS also comes to mind.
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10-26-2023, 08:25 AM	#32
marlinhay Registered 0 Rep 4 Posts Drives: 2020 G20 Join Date: May 2023 Location: Phoenix AZ iTrader: (0)	Hey Duder
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12-16-2023, 10:08 AM	#33
I800C0LLECT Second Lieutenant 142 Rep 220 Posts Drives: BMW M340 Join Date: Jul 2023 Location: Texas iTrader: (0)	I named mine Jethica…Jessica with a lisp Attached Images
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12-19-2023, 10:30 AM	#34
cowymo Private First Class 53 Rep 142 Posts Drives: 2021 BMW M440i XD Join Date: Nov 2020 Location: Ontario iTrader: (0) Garage List 1984 Mazda RX7 GSL [0.00] 1999 Subaru Sambar [0.00] 1970 VW Beetle [0.00] 2024 BMW Z4 [5.00] 2021 BMW M440i Coupe [0.00]	I call her "Dumbass".. LOL But kinda disappointed that she still respond to "BMW"
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