Taking A Woman To Bed

SoYank · 10-07-2008, 06:02 PM

What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed

At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 - She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 - What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

asdflkijd · 10-07-2008, 06:04 PM

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pmeloche · 10-07-2008, 11:32 PM

flukey · 10-07-2008, 11:33 PM

funny stuff

T7R_Sky · 10-08-2008, 12:35 AM

Hilarious. I lol'ed

SoYank · 10-08-2008, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Mystic_blue

wtf...........THAT IS THE DUMBEST POST......EVER.

I can think of one dumber.

m3_love · 10-08-2008, 12:51 AM

yeah I lol'd a bit thanks for posting

Year's_End · 10-08-2008, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoYank

What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed

At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 - She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 - What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

brilliant

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mystic_blue

wtf...........THAT IS THE DUMBEST POST......EVER.

retarded

dreamk · 10-08-2008, 02:18 AM

lol made my day

FolsomMike · 10-08-2008, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lecatrache

Another joke about "age progression":

How children think of their dad at different ages

At 4 Years
My daddy is great.

At 6 Years
My daddy knows everybody.

At 10 Years
My daddy is good but is short tempered

At 12 Years
My daddy was very nice to me when I was young.

At 14 Years
My daddy is getting fastidious.

At 16 Years
My daddy is not in line with the current times.

At 18 Years
My daddy is becoming increasingly cranky.

At 20 Years
Oh! It's becoming difficult to tolerate daddy. Wonder how Mom puts up with him.

At 25 Years
Daddy is objecting to everything.

At 30 Years
It's becoming difficult to manage my son. I was so scared of my father when I was young.

At 40 Years
Daddy brought me up with so much discipline. Even I should do the same.

At 45 Years
I am baffled as to how my daddy brought us up.

At 50 Years
My daddy faced so many hardships to bring us up. I am unable to manage a single son.

At 55 Years
My daddy was so far sighted and planned so many things for us. He is one of his kind and unique.

At 60 Years
My daddy is great.

Thus, it took 56 Years to complete the cycle and come back to the 1st stage!

The original joke belongs to Mark Twain - "When I was 16, I thought my Dad was the dumbest man in the world; by the time I turned 20, I was amazed how much the old man had learned in 4 years".

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