[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

My doctor was a trauma surgeon at our local Level I trauma center in town. He was also a combat medic in Viet Nam. The man has some stories.

It's been my experience that Trauma surgeons, OB-GYNs and Urologists have the best stories of any sub-specialties I called on in my previous life.

[FuriouslyFast]

I should have been an OB-GYN

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

all the girls line up when they hear i go well with hot dogs
side note: if any of you put ketchup on your hot dogs, we're through


I... I just hope I never have to ask that to anyone


Not spinning it anyway my guy, I'll sleep well as well.





Please, PLEASE tell me you are a plastic surgeon and that's how you know how horrible it is to wake up with your dick on your forehead

There's a quote I sent a friend a while back on Porsche vs Alfa Romeo drivers it sadly means i need to get myself an alfa romeo but it's hilarious, let me find it

Wanna sleep together?

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

Wanna sleep together?

Reminds me of an old joke.

"Hey do you know the difference between a banana and a penis?"
"No."
"Want to go camping sometime?"

[premier3is]

Anyone on dates today? Lol

[Dang3r]

Not yet, but day had just begun

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by premier3is

Anyone on dates today? Lol

Yes, I was. New idiot came over & I banged her. Boring so won't be doing her again

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

Yes, I was. New idiot came over & I banged her. Boring so won't be doing her again

Are you this charming in person? Asking for a friend.

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

Yes, I was. New idiot came over & I banged her. Boring so won't be doing her again

what did she do wrong?

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

what did she do wrong?

I like vocal ladies & ladies that get into it in other ways. If you're gonna be pretty quiet for doggy, then you're gonna be boring all around

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Are you this charming in person? Asking for a friend.

She asked me who I was so I politely bent her over & charmed her pussy

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

I like vocal ladies & ladies that get into it in other ways. If you're gonna be pretty quiet for doggy, then you're gonna be boring all around

was she on the phone while this was going on lol... its new trend

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

was she on the phone while this was going on lol... its new trend

That's a new trend? You gotta be making that up =p

Speaking of women on the phone...Back in the day, I was seeing some girl & she was on the phone...I just started fucking her while she was on the call

[pennsiveguy]

There's not much that can make me feel like a prude, but this thread is taking a run at it.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

There's not much that can make me feel like a prude, but this thread is taking a run at it.

You and me both.

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

I should have been an OB-GYN

most of the patients are preggo or old.

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

So, she was like what, 5' 4"???

LOL....I just caught this as I haven't been on here much.

I'm 5 feet 7 inches, and almost 200 lbs of lean striated muscle.

If that doesn't cut it.....then just remember that EVERYTHING looks bigger when you are shorter!

[premier3is]

Imagine going on Bimmerpost and thinking you will be engaging in conversations about your BMW and other random car chats.

Then you stumble on an off topic forum where you meet like minded ppl talking about how fucked up dating is in general these days and their experiences...

I fuckin love Bimmerpost man!

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by premier3is

Imagine going on Bimmerpost and thinking you will be engaging in conversations about your BMW and other random car chats.

Then you stumble on an off topic forum where you meet like minded ppl talking about how fucked up dating is in general these days and their experiences...

I fuckin love Bimmerpost man!

Too bad we all don't live close to each other. Food & drinks w/this bunch would be quite a night!

I was just talking to another clown on Match. She claims she doesn't even have time to ever sit down for dinner. So I asked how she'd ever have time for me then. She immediately blocked me. That was a legit question you tool.

Reason #90437634267982349827354826 why women with kids are not good for anything beyond FWB or F buddies.

[premier3is]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

Yes, I was. New idiot came over & I banged her. Boring so won't be doing her again

I need to know the ways man.... you seem like you are on a roll lol

[premier3is]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

Too bad we all don't live close to each other. Food & drinks w/this bunch would be quite a night!

I was just talking to another clown on Match. She claims she doesn't even have time to ever sit down for dinner. So I asked how she'd ever have time for me then. She immediately blocked me. That was a legit question you tool.

Reason #90437634267982349827354826 why women with kids are not good for anything beyond FWB or F buddies.

Do you pay for Match? Heard it's more of a site for people who are looking for something more serious. I never paid for no apps or sites lol.

And agree, this bunch here can sit down and laugh for hours on end if everyone met up lol!

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by premier3is

Do you pay for Match? Heard it's more of a site for people who are looking for something more serious. I never paid for no apps or sites lol.

And agree, this bunch here can sit down and laugh for hours on end if everyone met up lol!

Yes, you have to pay if you actually want to talk to anyone. I'm not on it just for ass, but if I can get laid I'm not gonna say no

Most of the women there are of the same insanity level as POF & such, though.