Confess here

upstatedoc · 11-09-2018, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

FTFY

Or did I??????

not that there's anything wrong with that

sorry...seinfeld mode

Darth One · 11-10-2018, 05:19 PM

My wife curbed my HRE's today. She burst into tears as she told me, and I felt bad that she felt so bad...and I love her more than any material thing. So I assured her that everything is ok

But Jesus god I want to punch a puppy now

brettbmw · 11-10-2018, 05:31 PM

Ide like to pour honey all over Brittney Spears.

a4nut · 11-10-2018, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

My wife curbed my HRE's today. She burst into tears as she told me, and I felt bad that she felt so bad...and I love her more than any material thing. So I assured her that everything is ok

But Jesus god I want to punch a puppy now

That blows!!!!!!! Luckily my wife is too afraid to drive my car

because she knows it's my baby and I'd apoplectic if she did anything to it.

Darth One · 11-10-2018, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by a4nut

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth One

My wife curbed my HRE's today. She burst into tears as she told me, and I felt bad that she felt so bad...and I love her more than any material thing. So I assured her that everything is ok

But Jesus god I want to punch a puppy now

That blows!!!!!!! Luckily my wife is too afraid to drive my car

because she knows it's my baby and I'd apoplectic if she did anything to it.

I do need her to be fine driving my cars...she doesn't drink so I need my full time DD for all the times I get hammered

So I guess I'm sucking it up

a4nut · 11-10-2018, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

I do need her to be fine driving my cars...she doesn't drink so I need my full time DD for all the times I get hammered

So I guess I'm sucking it up

New wheels are far cheaper than a DUI, for sure!

________ · 11-10-2018, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by brettbmw

Ide like to pour honey all over Brittney Spears.

Wrong form.

Honey is non-flammable.

LOL JK

scourgem3 · 11-11-2018, 03:55 PM

Sometimes, when I'm walking back towards my car, I unnecessarily approach it from another direction so I can see and admire it from a different angle.

****** · 11-11-2018, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by sc0urge24

Sometimes, when I'm walking back towards my car, I unnecessarily approach it from another direction so I can see and admire it from a different angle.

You should confess if you didn’t do that.

****** · 11-11-2018, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Wrong form.

Honey is non-flammable.

LOL JK

Lol...you’re bad, Onesy...

david in germany · 11-12-2018, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Simple. Drink a quart of monkey and if I can still stand still....what's the time?

It's time to get ill.

Great and timeless album.

Odd confession to add..
I like the smell of air that comes out of tires, for some reason I find it comforting...

________ · 11-12-2018, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by david in germany

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Simple. Drink a quart of monkey and if I can still stand still....what's the time?

It's time to get ill.

Great and timeless album.

Odd confession to add..
I like the smell of air that comes out of tires, for some reason I find it comforting...

You would love an elevator ride with the "Michelin Man" that works in accounting back in the office..........

King Rudi · 11-12-2018, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by david in germany

Great and timeless album.

Odd confession to add..
I like the smell of air that comes out of tires, for some reason I find it comforting...

I too enjoy the smell from the tire air. I also like the smell of gasoline and other chemically type smells.

nyalpine90 · 11-12-2018, 07:45 AM

i enjoy the smell of clean laundry, clothes drying on rack.
smell of fresh bread
i love my meat cooked med.rare

wdb · 11-12-2018, 05:23 PM

Confessions, people. Not obsessions.

nyalpine90 · 11-13-2018, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by wdb

Confessions, people. Not obsessions.

confessing what you obsess, makes it valid!

dinonz · 11-14-2018, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptObvious

I could go for a bj under my desk right now

I'm sure whoever sits in your chair will be happy!

________ · 11-14-2018, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by dinonz

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Originally Posted by CaptObvious

I could go for a bj under my desk right now

I'm sure whoever sits in your chair will be happy!

Hahaha

:

But he has braces man... not such a good experience

gabriel.psd · 11-14-2018, 06:16 PM

There’s a 2 pixel by 4 pixel purple penis in every photo I’ve produced since mid 2014.

Kyngofpop · 11-14-2018, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Quote:

Originally Posted by dinonz

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptObvious

I could go for a bj under my desk right now

I'm sure whoever sits in your chair will be happy!

Hahaha

:

But he has braces man... not such a good experience

Braces don't get in the way of anything...at all

King Rudi · 11-15-2018, 09:46 AM

Every time the receptionist comes through my office she is running. For the life of me I can not figure out what the hell is so damn important that it requires her to run in the office. The answer is simple, nothing. Nothing involving her job should require her to run in an office. I want to trip her and watch her belly flop the floor face first. No adult should ever run in an office environment unless there is a fire or an emergency of some form.

nyalpine90 · 11-15-2018, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Every time the receptionist comes through my office she is running. For the life of me I can not figure out what the hell is so damn important that it requires her to run in the office. The answer is simple, nothing. Nothing involving her job should require her to run in an office. I want to trip her and watch her belly flop the floor face first. No adult should ever run in an office environment unless there is a fire or an emergency of some form.

11-10-2018, 05:19 PM	#1454
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King Rudi Lieutenant Colonel 13154 Rep 1,965 Posts Drives: Meat Suit Join Date: Sep 2017 Location: Planet Earth iTrader: (0)	Every time the receptionist comes through my office she is running. For the life of me I can not figure out what the hell is so damn important that it requires her to run in the office. The answer is simple, nothing. Nothing involving her job should require her to run in an office. I want to trip her and watch her belly flop the floor face first. No adult should ever run in an office environment unless there is a fire or an emergency of some form.
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