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      01-06-2009, 07:40 PM   #1
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The Official: "Ask a Post Whore Anything" Thread

Being the excellent Post Whore that I am, I have decided to answer any questions you are embarrassed to ask in public. . . I will be consulting various "PWs" in the answering of your questions. No topic is taboo, and no question is Off-Topic.


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      01-06-2009, 07:42 PM   #2
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Have you ever given a chic the Texas 2 pump? (Don't lie...Sara already told the story)
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      01-06-2009, 07:56 PM   #4
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Have you ever given a chic the Texas 2 pump? (Don't lie...Sara already told the story)
Ah yes the classic "Texas 2 pump". . .for the heterosexual people out there this is also known as being a:

two pump chump - A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation



Personally, I have never in fact been a two pump chump, more like a seven or eight pump chump.
Thank you for your excellent quesiton Kabalm18.
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honesty, is the best policy
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if someone offered you 1 million dollars to fuck the ugliest girl ever, would you do it? Oh by the way, all your friends and family would find out.
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How many women have you slept with? (I understand if its a give or take 5 type thing)
~35 (plus or minus 7 or 8)
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if someone offered you 1 million dollars to fuck the ugliest girl ever, would you do it? Oh by the way, all your friends and family would find out.


I'd do it raw dog, take the money. . .buy her a new face. . .then show all my friends the hot chick I just banged.
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Did you get DP's approval to make this thread official?
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is it the motion of the ocean or the size of the fish in the sea?

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      01-06-2009, 08:11 PM   #11
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Did you get DP's approval to make this thread official?
The only thing official about DP (DarkPhantom) is that he loves man meat more then the average male.


But to answer your question. . .I indeed received approval from DP to add "Official" to the title, patent pending.
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is it the motion of the ocean or the size of the fish in the sea?

(i'm back bitches)
I will answer your question by asking a question. . .Who gives a sh*t? Good day sir.
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I will answer your question by asking a question. . .Who gives a sh*t? Good day sir.
who died and made you post whore king?
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fking lie. I just tried these, balance shows $0.00
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who died and made you post whore king?
You and DP were absent so I picked up the slack.
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I am a PWhore because I have no friends in real life. . .and E60.net is too stuffy
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You and DP were absent so I picked up the slack.
Sorry I was having too much fun in da real world
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What is your bank account #? You have won inheritance from the prince of Iran.
WTF? Prince of Iran?? At least do your research before making yourself look like an idiot by making stupid jokes. Iran is not an Arab country. It's a Persian country. Although there used to be a prince, but not anymore.
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Sorry I was having too much fun in da real world
Sir. . .please rephrase your sentence in question form.
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Who is going to win the Super Bowl?
not the colts
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