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      01-09-2009, 11:09 AM   #199
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mine didn't get answered

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
No. Only 6 feet under, in case a death occurs on the property. . .The rest in owned by "The Man"
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No. Only 6 feet under, in case a death occurs on the property. . .The rest in owned by "The Man"
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haha ok, heres another one.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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why does scorpion ask the craziest shit ever? oh wait i can answer that...its cuz he drives a V TEC
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why does scorpion ask the craziest shit ever? oh wait i can answer that...its cuz he drives a V TEC
Scorpion asks some great questions! He must have been a Philosophy major!
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Scorpion asks some great questions! He must have been a Philosophy major!
He didnt major in anything yet, he's still in high school! haha
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haha ok, heres another one.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Glue is made up of a substance that sticks to things and a solvent that keeps it liquid until you want it to stick. When you put glue on a piece of paper, the solvent gradually evaporates until the glue becomes sticky. When the glue is in a bottle, there is a space inside the bottle above the liquid that is full of air. So why doesn't the glue dry out? Well there's a limit to the amount of solvent that can evaporate to fill the space in the bottle. Once the space is full of solvent gas, no more solvent evaporates from the glue and the glue stays runny.

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Why did you opt for a 550i rather then an m3? (I know, thats a dirty question)
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Why did you opt for a 550i rather then an m3? (I know, thats a dirty question)
Price. . .Ego. . Refinement. . .and perhaps the best reason is that I ran into (not literally) a 550i on the highway (in my A4) about 2 years ago and the way it looked in motion @ 80MPH was stunning, the same can be said for the M3 (and then some) but ever since that day I have had a love affair with the 550i, and that justified spending ~10K more. . .Plus I think the E60 5-Series is going to go down as one of the best looking BMW's (ever) so I also wanted to be part of that.


Is it you who likes Chirs Bangle?
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Heres another one

How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
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who's chris bangle?
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No. Only 6 feet under, in case a death occurs on the property. . .The rest in owned by "The Man"
What if your basement is 9 or 10 feet deep?
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who's chris bangle?
The man responsible for all of BMW's styling for the past several years. ..The E90's, the E60's, the new 7 Series, the driving force behind the X6.
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Heres another one

How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
No one dies of "old age". . .people die of heart attacks, head on collisions going 90MPH. . .but I've never heard of a cause of death being old age.


(you see what I did there?)
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I saw. I read. I understood, your knowledge is great lol.

But I've been losing sleep over this one.

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
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I saw. I read. I understood, your knowledge is great lol.

But I've been losing sleep over this one.

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
I'm not 100% about the library but I'm grouping it in with non-fiction. . .next to Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, etc. . .


I'm not a religious person by any means but I took a class in college called "Biblical Literature" (sounds boring) but those are some of the best stories I've ever read. . .reading it from a pure entertainment perspective without all of the religious fervor tied into it.
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Got yeah, heres another.

If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
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Got yeah, heres another.

If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
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Got yeah, heres another.

If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
It's like when BMW came out with the E90 3 series. . .the E46 is still around and still gets the job done but the E90 is "better looking", more intelligent, more efficient, etc. So in terms of why they're still around, it is because Chuck Norris is allowing the Chimps to enjoy their stay on Earth until they piss him off. After that there is only a 0.0000001% chance of survival for that species.
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when your in a 4 door car and someone in the back decides to roll the window down in the back why does the wind sound different then when you roll the window down in the front?
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when your in a 4 door car and someone in the back decides to roll the window down in the back why does the wind sound different then when you roll the window down in the front?
I always wondered this sh*t too. . .this is a good one. . .are you talking about when your ears start bugging out from the uneven air pressure?
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