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      08-18-2016, 11:48 AM   #67
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Fuck you look like an angry douche lol...in a good way
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      08-18-2016, 12:17 PM   #68
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      08-18-2016, 12:32 PM   #69
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      08-18-2016, 12:39 PM   #70
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Is it considered my hands if I pull a stranger?
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      08-18-2016, 12:40 PM   #71
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      08-18-2016, 12:45 PM   #72
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      08-18-2016, 12:49 PM   #73
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Is it considered my hands if I pull a stranger?
Yes, need to sever it completely
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      08-18-2016, 02:33 PM   #74
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Is it considered my hands if I pull a stranger?
Yes, need to sever it completely
So severed hand = stranger hand job?
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      08-18-2016, 03:07 PM   #75
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Yes, need to sever it completely
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So severed hand = stranger hand job?
Let's not go there.

Ever heard of Luka Magnotta?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luka_Magnotta

Used his gay lovers hand after he chopped it off. Pretty disgusting animal.
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      08-18-2016, 03:41 PM   #76
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Stop the bus and let my friend Jack off.

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Let's not go there.

Ever heard of Luka Magnotta?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luka_Magnotta

Used his gay lovers hand after he chopped it off. Pretty disgusting animal.
You know what happened to Jaime Lannister.
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Is it considered my hands if I pull a stranger?
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Let's not go there.

Ever heard of Luka Magnotta?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luka_Magnotta

Used his gay lovers hand after he chopped it off. Pretty disgusting animal.
You know what happened to Jaime Lannister.
He bones his sister... Repeatedly?
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He bones his sister... Repeatedly?
The handless wonder!
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He bones his sister... Repeatedly?
The handless wonder!
Yes but... Still bones his sister... Handless or not...
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This is 100% CGI (computer generated image). Does anybody not find it astonishing that NASA has never provided a single picture of the earth that is not CGI or that can be validated as real?
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^ I thought it was the whack OFF thread, not the whack JOB thread
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This is 100% CGI (computer generated image). Does anybody not find it astonishing that NASA has never provided a single picture of the earth that is not CGI or that can be validated as real?
Hmmm I don't get the drift...but I'm preparing for Filthy Sanchez Friday!
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^ I thought it was the whack OFF thread, not the whack JOB thread
Easily confused...
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^ I thought it was the whack OFF thread, not the whack JOB thread
Confused with the tinfoil hat Tuesday thread....
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