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      01-21-2021, 04:25 PM   #221
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      01-23-2021, 06:46 PM   #222
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The most unreliable thing in your life is your own mind. One minute, it likes something, another minute it likes something else. So, your mind goes all over the place and you cannot rely on your own mind. Once you know this, you will laugh, you will smile.

Never mind: why should I control someone else's mind when my mind itself is not under my control? Isn't it?

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^^Relieved I can't relate to that one. :
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^^Relieved I can't relate to that one. :
I could relate to it in the context of relationships. No point in getting annoyed at the other half for not controlling her mind to only do things you like when the definition of what you like keeps changing within your own mind. ie just chill and be happy.
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"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." – Steven Wright


Love Steven Wright!

The bit about walking the dog with cat contacts in his eyes.....then taking one out and the dog running in circles is fantastic!

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"Television won't be able to hold on to any market it captures after the first six months. People will soon get tired of staring at a plywood box every night." — Darryl Zanuck, 20th Century Fox, 1946
I used to have a set of 1930's encyclopedias. The entry for television ended with this sentence:

"Although television has a lot of potential, it is not expected to become as popular as radio is today."
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