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      01-08-2009, 10:17 PM   #155
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the phone is here, and i'm completely sober, it's just about to die and the orange dead battery light is really confusing me for texts/bbm's.
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My Dad's favorite response to that type question: "If was up your ass, you'd know"
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      01-08-2009, 10:19 PM   #159
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the phone is here, and i'm completely sober, it's just about to die and the orange dead battery light is really confusing me for texts/bbm's.
bbm = big, beautiful men?!? eeww...
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It should be right next to your "manhood", which also appears like it is hard to find, according to Post # 12 of this thread:

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showpo...6&postcount=12
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My Dad's favorite response to that type question: "If was up your ass, you'd know"
i'm going to invoke the no homo rule for playon
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It should be right next to your "manhood", which also appears like it is hard to find, according to Post # 12 of this thread:

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showpo...6&postcount=12
how does that question have anything to do with MY manhood?
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      01-08-2009, 10:22 PM   #166
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how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
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      01-08-2009, 10:25 PM   #169
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how does that question have anything to do with MY manhood?
Well I guess it doesn't relate EXACTLY but your M3 does. .. with that big, powerful V8 and oversized rims.





And the OP is devoid of this rule.
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      01-08-2009, 10:27 PM   #171
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Why do doughnuts get put in a pink box?
Only doughnuts purchased from "Glory's Donut Hole" come in a pink box. . .switch your donut shop.
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Well I guess it doesn't relate EXACTLY but your M3 does. .. with that big, powerful V8 and oversized rims.

And the OP is devoid of this rule.
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      01-08-2009, 10:29 PM   #174
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how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
It has been scientifically proven by professional tootsie roll lovers, that it takes 127 licks to get the the middle of a tootsie pop, where the tootsie roll center is located. However, those who did not see the center after 127 licks, couldn't stand the pressure, and bit the tootsie pop, causing the center to be visible.
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