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EuRoTUneR · 04-15-2009, 12:25 PM

maybe i will submit my essays for college on here. You people could check those out too and you would have a blast

MadDog · 04-15-2009, 12:25 PM

HermesRider · 04-15-2009, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by EuRoTUneR

maybe i will submit my essays for college on here. You people could check those out too and you would have a blast

Sounds fun! Always happy to help...

Neurorad · 04-15-2009, 01:09 PM

I'm a rodeo clown.

HermesRider · 04-15-2009, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by damadama

I write engineering software by day and hustle crack rocks by night.

I am by no means ballin like alot of the people on this forum, but im also probably one of the youngest (that actually pays for their own shit), so I have plenty of time to catch up.

MadDog · 04-15-2009, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Neurorad

I'm a rodeo clown.

I'm a Space Cowboy. And a Gangster of Love.

aut0sh0cker · 04-15-2009, 03:36 PM

I traffic children (sex slaves, coke mules, etc.)

PM me and we can work something out!

Blake · 04-15-2009, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by aut0sh0cker

I traffic children (sex slaves, coke mules, etc.)

PM me and we can work something out!

how much for 2 coke mules and a sex slave?

kabalm18 · 04-15-2009, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Blake

how much for 2 coke mules and a sex slave?

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

InsaneSkippy · 04-15-2009, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by EuRoTUneR

maybe i will submit my essays for college on here. You people could check those out too and you would have a blast

Why, does your professor consistently write *Facepalm* as a grade on your essays?

Blake · 04-15-2009, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by kabalm18

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

there's no sense in not getting a good deal

aut0sh0cker · 04-15-2009, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Blake

how much for 2 coke mules and a sex slave?

I actually get this request so often that we now offer a package deal. PM me to further discuss the ordering procedure and work out shipping...

aut0sh0cker · 04-15-2009, 04:19 PM

Laborers available on request!

Keep the PM's coming guys!

ArmyBimmerDude · 04-15-2009, 04:35 PM

Incredible thread. Oh to be given a death trap by your parents. Hope you don't break into an airstrip, go max speed, and forget that the end of the runway is coming up.

kabalm18 · 04-15-2009, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Blake

there's no sense in not getting a good deal

Hey! You get what you pay for. Autoshocker only deals in second rate coke mules and his sex slaves...well, they're not even virgins(or female for that matter)! I can hook you up with the primo, man!

InsaneSkippy · 04-15-2009, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by kabalm18

Hey! You get what you pay for. Autoshocker only deals in second rate coke mules and his sex slaves...well, they're not even virgins(or female for that matter)! I can hook you up with the primo, man!

What do you have in the way of 16 year old run-away sex slave with that look of resentment towards her farther in her eyes?

PM me a quote please.

kabalm18 · 04-15-2009, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by InsaneSkippy

What do you have in the way of 16 year old run-away sex slave with that look of resentment towards her farther in her eyes?

PM me a quote please.

PM sent

shift330 · 04-15-2009, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ArmyBimmerDude

Incredible thread. Oh to be given a death trap by your parents. Hope you don't break into an airstrip, go max speed, and forget that the end of the runway is coming up.

Maybe the OP can have a mod change his screen name to American335i

aut0sh0cker · 04-16-2009, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by kabalm18

Hey! You get what you pay for. Autoshocker only deals in second rate coke mules and his sex slaves...well, they're not even virgins(or female for that matter)! I can hook you up with the primo, man!

Hey! Do you have any idea how hard it was to find an 11 yr old eskimo boy where I live? Its not my fault he was pre-owned...

yomama69 · 04-16-2009, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by aut0sh0cker

Hey! Do you have any idea how hard it was to find an 11 yr old eskimo boy where I live? Its not my fault he was pre-owned...

Use the proper nomenclature. They're Inuit or Yup'ik.

Neutrino45 · 04-16-2009, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by -=Hot|Ice=-

Not again....

Just for that:

Your young and you shouldn't be driving a 335xi.

I'm in college and all I can afford is a 328xi coupe.

O well, different strokes for different folks. I hate spoiled brats. Best wishes.

You're

Neutrino45 · 04-16-2009, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MadDog

I'm a Space Cowboy. And a Gangster of Love.

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Originally Posted by damadama

+1.

I write engineering software by day and hustle crack rocks by night.

I am by no means ballin like alot of the people on this forum, but im also probably one of the youngest (that actually pays for their own shit), so I have plenty of time to catch up.

No you're not. There is a jewish DJ kid that's younger than you and he pays for his own shit.

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EuRoTUneR Eurotuner 23 Rep 402 Posts Drives: E90 330i Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: New York City iTrader: (1) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	maybe i will submit my essays for college on here. You people could check those out too and you would have a blast
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MadDog Careful, I Bite..... 153 Rep 504 Posts Drives: 2006 325i Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: S.F. Bay Area iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 325i [7.50]
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Neurorad Major 87 Rep 1,224 Posts Drives: 2017 340xi Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Location, Location iTrader: (0)	I'm a rodeo clown.
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aut0sh0cker meh 123 Rep 1,756 Posts Drives: E92 335i, 997.2 C4S Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: 91362 iTrader: (2)	I traffic children (sex slaves, coke mules, etc.) PM me and we can work something out!
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aut0sh0cker meh 123 Rep 1,756 Posts Drives: E92 335i, 997.2 C4S Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: 91362 iTrader: (2)	Laborers available on request! Keep the PM's coming guys!
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ArmyBimmerDude Major General 152 Rep 5,501 Posts Drives: Lola Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Georgia iTrader: (3) Garage List 02/2007 E92 335i [0.00]	Incredible thread. Oh to be given a death trap by your parents. Hope you don't break into an airstrip, go max speed, and forget that the end of the runway is coming up. __________________ 2007 E92 Montego Blue 335i
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