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05-11-2024, 05:52 AM | #1433 |
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Two men -- one older and one young -- are pushing their carts around the big box store when they collide.
The old guy says "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy replies "That's okay. What a coincidence, I'm also looking for my wife. I can't find her and I'm getting a bit desperate." The old guy says "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?" The young guy says "She's 27 years old, tall, red hair, blue eyes. Buxom and wearing no bra. She's got long legs and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?" The old guy responds, "Doesn't matter much -- let's look for yours."
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05-13-2024, 05:21 PM | #1434 |
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Karen was cleaning her husband Steve's rifle and accidently shot him. She calls 911.
Karen: "It's my husband! I've accidently shot him! I've killed him!" 911 Operator: "Please calm down, ma'am. Can you please make sure he's actually dead?" Click...BANG! Karen: "OK. I've done that. What now?"
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