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      11-10-2018, 12:17 PM   #1
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What is this nonsense?

A mate of mine I see every couple of months we have the usual greeting of a good old fashioned hand shake now all of a sudden he wants me to fist him, my brother in law has started this as well recently, clenching his fist and wanting me to do the same and bang fists.

Where has this come from? Fisting FFS.
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      11-10-2018, 12:21 PM   #2
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That’s not fisting..
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      11-10-2018, 12:24 PM   #3
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I can imagine fisting your brother in law could be quite uncomfortable... for you and him both!
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      11-10-2018, 12:42 PM   #4
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Your mate fists you!!
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I'm going to assume this was a fishing trip post...

bloody hope so anyway.. ouchy
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      11-10-2018, 01:04 PM   #6
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Fist bumping, which is what I assume you are talking about, is slightly less annoying than that upward hand clasp bollocks. You don’t know if a proper handshake is coming your way or weird gangster style grip is hurling up towards your face.
I blame the millennials. Pansys.
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      11-10-2018, 01:15 PM   #7
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Fist bumping, which is what I assume you are talking about, is slightly less annoying than that upward hand clasp bollocks. You don’t know if a proper handshake is coming your way or weird gangster style grip is hurling up towards your face.
I blame the millennials. Pansys.
My wife’s uncle does that and he’s abar 65, I think he’s having a crisis.
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I didn’t actually mean the millennials invented that grip, more it was invented for them because a proper hand shake is too manly. And if you’re a millennial, being manly is sexist.

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What is this nonsense?

A mate of mine I see every couple of months we have the usual greeting of a good old fashioned hand shake now all of a sudden he wants me to fist him, my brother in law has started this as well recently, clenching his fist and wanting me to do the same and bang fists.

Where has this come from? Fisting FFS.
Sounds like that would be right up your alley
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      11-10-2018, 03:49 PM   #10
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fisting is quite alien - its almost like you come from mars or venus or saturn or .....
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just a slip of the tongue...No, wait, different story
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Fisting relatives. Hmmm
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First, you like watching your Mrs friends breastfeeding and now your fisting your mates and brother in law

Fist pumping I always remember as a kid in the 90s dad and uncles always said it's the black mans handshake. But I think it comes from boxing when they touched gloves before the first round.
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      11-11-2018, 02:08 AM   #14
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First, you like watching your Mrs friends breastfeeding
You’ve got the wrong end of the stick there sunshine, easy to do I suppose
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      11-11-2018, 04:45 AM   #15
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1. Is your brother in law black?
2. Does he drive a Cadillac Eldorado coupe?
3. Does he come from 1970's Harlem?
4. Does he have several females who 'work' for him?
5. Does he have a wide brimmed hat with a long feather in it?




If none of the above, he's a cunt.
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1. Is your brother in law black?
2. Does he drive a Cadillac Eldorado coupe?
3. Does he come from 1970's Harlem?
4. Does he have several females who 'work' for him?
5. Does he have a wide brimmed hat with a long feather in it?




If none of the above, he's a cunt.
Absolutely solid
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It’s all relative.

How would you feel about nose rubbing ??
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