[Banana Clipper]

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Asking Price:

Sold

Item Interest

• 2021 M340i RWD
• Mineral Gray
• Black leather
• IGL ceramic coated
• Ceramic tint 40%
• Custom coding including VIM and 200mph speedo (can revert to stock if you wish)
• Non-catted Downpipe (no name brand)
• JB4 w. Bluetooth and EWG
• VTT OCC
• VTT Crankcase breather
• Dinan 10mm spacers all around
• KW V2 (non EDC delete)
• 791M Gloss black wheels w. Run flats
• Red Start/Stop button
• Pre wired for dash cam or radar with inline fuse (microUSB)
• Just under 7500 miles at the time of posting

Only 3 pulls at Sonoma and I gave up on the build due to lack of products at the time. Ran a 12.1 with a TERRIBLE 2.1 60’

I have extra parts I never even put on like a lip, I believe side skirts but need to double check.

Swapped mirror caps and grill to black but I still have the cerium gray, both sets are oem BMW

All maintenance done at BMW Mt View (oil changes and a tire replacement for a nail)

All work done by Performance Dynamics in Mt View

Car is well cared for and barely driven. Never smoked in, no pets, hell, I don’t think anyone has ever sat in the back seats


IG: _BHANANA_ for pics







Lease has 23k miles + 17 months left. Monthly payment including CA tax is $701.50. You pay all fees plus cash to me for lease take over. Buyout cost is just under $45k and good through end of July. Residual is about $33k at least end. I want 7500 on top.

KBB is 49-55k, Vroom has offered 48k, Shift 51k, CarMax 48k

Any questions, best to DM me on IG but I do come here from time to time

Mods come off the car on July 22 to be sold separately at that time and then the car will be sold to Shift

[Banana Clipper]

• Heated steering wheel
• Heads up display
• Performance package

As questions come in I’ll add to this list

[Goldyeti]

if you'd be interested in parting out, I would love to take the coils off your hands, or if you have the other parts

[Banana Clipper]

Originally Posted by rlkant18

if you'd be interested in parting out, I would love to take the coils off your hands, or if you have the other parts

After July 22nd I will be parting out

[trife.]

GLWS but at damn near $1200/month effective payment, that's a hard sell. You'll definitely have to lower that upfront cash if you really want to move this. But hey, maybe you'll get lucky and find a sucker lol.

[Banana Clipper]

Originally Posted by trife.

GLWS but at damn near $1200/month effective payment, that's a hard sell. You'll definitely have to lower that upfront cash if you really want to move this. But hey, maybe you'll get lucky and find a sucker lol.

Effective payment, thats cute. I tried to use that justification for a raise once. Worked about as good as your attempt.

To be frank, I dont "need" or "want" to move the car in any type of rush. I barely drive it and have several other cars, plus, I'm working 2 jobs remotely, so financially there would need to be an incentive for me to get rid of it.

Perhaps you're not in tune with the current car market? It's a sellers market my friend. Again, I dont "need" to do anything but ask for a price I'm comfortable and happy with.

• IGL Ceramic = $1000
• Window Tint = $450
• Various coding apps = $450
• KW v2s = $2750 installed
• JB4 w Bluetooth = $750 (installed myself)
• DP = $450 installed
• Down payment $3500

Mods alone are close to $5000. Look at the macro, not the micro. Could you find one cheaper, maybe, but I havent seen a 2021 with this low of mileage and tastefully modified at this price point

[Goldyeti]

Originally Posted by Banana Clipper

After July 22nd I will be parting out

Let me know once you're ready! I'm interested

[tturedraider]

Originally Posted by trife.

GLWS but at damn near $1200/month effective payment, that's a hard sell. You'll definitely have to lower that upfront cash if you really want to move this. But hey, maybe you'll get lucky and find a sucker lol.

Originally Posted by Banana Clipper

Effective payment, thats cute. I tried to use that justification for a raise once. Worked about as good as your attempt.

To be frank, I dont "need" or "want" to move the car in any type of rush. I barely drive it and have several other cars, plus, I'm working 2 jobs remotely, so financially there would need to be an incentive for me to get rid of it.

Perhaps you're not in tune with the current car market? It's a sellers market my friend. Again, I dont "need" to do anything but ask for a price I'm comfortable and happy with.

• IGL Ceramic = $1000
• Window Tint = $450
• Various coding apps = $450
• KW v2s = $2750 installed
• JB4 w Bluetooth = $750 (installed myself)
• DP = $450 installed
• Down payment $3500

Mods alone are close to $5000. Look at the macro, not the micro. Could you find one cheaper, maybe, but I havent seen a 2021 with this low of mileage and tastefully modified at this price point

You may not like hearing this, but it’s true. Anyone who knows how to evaluate a lease looks at the effective payment, taking into account the capital cost reduction/down payment.

Dumping the amount of money you did into a lease is not a wise decision.

[Banana Clipper]

Originally Posted by tturedraider

You may not like hearing this, but it’s true. Anyone who knows how to evaluate a lease looks at the effective payment, taking into account the capital cost reduction/down payment.

Dumping the amount of money you did into a lease is not a wise decision.

I'm not in a position where I care if anyone takes over the lease. I'm simply offering it, on my terms. You don't like them, cool, have a great day.

On July 22nd all those parts come off to be sold and I pocket $5k+ by selling the car back to a dealership and will pocket more than the $7500 I'm asking.

You can use lease calculators to determine if it's a good deal or not til you're blue in the face but NONE of that matters to me.

I won't respond to anymore dumbass "this isn't a good deal" replies.

[trife.]

Rule #1 of modifications is don't expect them to add much value when selling a car. You're better off taking them off and selling individually. Which is what you'll be doing soon because nobody is paying what you're asking for a m340i. 🤣

[HeartbreakerF80]

Anybody up end taking this awful deal?

[Prissy]

I am sorry but this guy is on crack 😂

[whofelt]

Originally Posted by Prissy

I am sorry but this guy is on crack 😂

He has plenty other cars. This one is probably his Wednesday car.

[Banana Clipper]

Im curious how this is a bad deal. Please elaborate.

Based on current market conditions, offers I've received from dealers and the selling price of the after-market parts this is more than fair.

I get you guys mostly live and die by the value you're getting from a lease and you have your cute little lease calculators you like to use as a tool to brag about how great of a deal you got, however, its 2022 and a sellers market. Most dealers are selling these cars stock with more than double the mileage this one has for 10k more than Im asking. Also, Im not a car dealer and I dont "need" to sell the car.

Im also curious what dealership you're walking into, today, and getting an M340i on lease at a better price point.

Have you bothered looking at the other offers on this same board? Most folks are asking 51k+, I saw one shortly before this asking 59k w 17k miles on their vehicle.









Third, not one of you trolls have even considered that I've also offered this vehicle for PURCHASE. The current buy-out is $43k, plus a NEGOTIABLE fee to me.

I never once said this is my price and its not negotiable.

• Rule #1 of modifications is don't expect them to add much value when selling a car. You're better off taking them off and selling individually. Which is what you'll be doing soon because nobody is paying what you're asking for a m340i. 🤣
  
  Thanks genius, after 20+ years of modding cars, this is the first time I've ever been told this. I always assumed adding coilovers was like adding an extra bedroom to your house. Man, what a life saver, thanks.
  
  
• Anybody up end taking this awful deal?
  
  I've had 2 interested parties and it didn't work out. Just to keep you up to date for your circle jerk group text related to this thread
  
  
• I am sorry but this guy is on crack 😂
  
  Man, what a value add to this thread. It wouldn't be complete without you. I bet you're one of the top employees at your employer
  

To the dip shit one post above me: yes, I do have multiple cars, do you have an issue with that as well?

Not sure why you guys are so filled with hate to the extent you're hating on this particular thread but I'm done here. Enjoy your circle jerk

[trife.]

🤣🤣

Relax man. It just isn't a good deal on a car that isn't hard to get. Simple as that.

Good luck w/ the sale.

[Banana Clipper]

Originally Posted by trife.

GLWS but at damn near $1200/month effective payment, that's a hard sell. You'll definitely have to lower that upfront cash if you really want to move this. But hey, maybe you'll get lucky and find a sucker lol.

This comment didn't age well 🤣🤣

[tturedraider]

Originally Posted by Banana Clipper

This comment didn't age well 🤣🤣

How’s that? Did you sell it for your asking price right after that? You still haven’t marked this listing as “sold”.

[Banana Clipper]

Originally Posted by tturedraider

How’s that? Did you sell it for your asking price right after that? You still haven’t marked this listing as “sold”.

A year later, BMW gave me $40k and listed it for $48k.... car now has 14k miles and is near perfect condition (couple hwy paint chips)

Good luck finding a lease under $700 a month - oh, AND the dealer removed all my aftermarket parts for me at NO cost, which will net me another $4k in my pocket - literally laughing all the way to the bank